Pooty Tang-isms by mantooth

1# Pootie Tang-isms by mantooth 
2# UO Outlands
3# v1.1
4# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
5
6clearsysmsg
7
8random 12
9wait 500
10
11if insysmsg "Random: 12"
12    say 'Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right?' 88
13endif
14if insysmsg "Random: 11"
15    say 'See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?' 88
16endif
17if insysmsg "Random: 10"
18    say 'Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!' 88
19endif
20if insysmsg "Random: 9"
21    say 'Sepatown!' 88
22endif
23if insysmsg "Random: 8"
24    say 'Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!' 88
25endif
26if insysmsg "Random: 7"
27    say 'Kapa-Chow' 88
28endif
29if insysmsg "Random: 6"
30    say 'I got to say na nay no' 88
31endif
32if insysmsg "Random: 5"
33    say 'You cant beat a ho with a belt... they like that sh*t' 88
34endif
35if insysmsg "Random: 4"
36    say 'Baby, Im going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!' 88
37endif
38if insysmsg "Random: 3"
39    say 'Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my A$$!' 88
40endif
41if insysmsg "Random: 2" 
42    say 'It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!' 88
43endif
44if insysmsg "Random: 1"
45    say 'Got that right. And he is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right?' 88
46endif