Whiskey Drinking Quote Machine by mantooth

1# Whiskey Drinking Quote Machine by mantooth#1366
2# UO Outlands
3# v1.1
4# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
5#
6# drink responsibly, know your limits.
7
8random 23
9wait 500
10
11if insysmsg "Random: 23"
12    say 'My friend the captain, we call him Morgan' 88
13endif
14if insysmsg "Random: 22"
15    say 'My friend Jack, He`s got my back' 88
16endif
17if insysmsg "Random: 21"
18    say 'All my rowdy friends' 88
19endif
20if insysmsg "Random: 20"
21    say 'I drink whiskey all the time, Cause whiskey makes me feel so fine' 88
22endif
23if insysmsg "Random: 19"
24    say 'Jack Daniels if you please' 88
25endif
26if insysmsg "Random: 18"
27    say 'Whiskey bottles and brand new cars' 88
28endif
29if insysmsg "Random: 17"
30    say 'Drinkin with the devil is the only game I know' 88
31endif
32if insysmsg "Random: 16"
33    say 'Whiskey in the jar and blood upon the highway' 88
34endif
35if insysmsg "Random: 15"
36    say 'Whiskeys gone but I ain’t leavin’' 88
37endif
38if insysmsg "Random: 14"
39    say 'O whiskey youre my darlin’ drunk or sober' 88
40endif
41if insysmsg "Random: 13"
42    say 'Whiskey bent and hell bound' 88
43endif
44if insysmsg "Random: 12"
45    say 'Whiskey girl, she’s everything I need' 88
46endif
47if insysmsg "Random: 11"
48    say 'Whiskey and you, there ain’t much difference' 88
49endif
50if insysmsg "Random: 10"
51    say 'I’m drowning in a whiskey river' 88
52endif
53if insysmsg "Random: 9"
54    say 'Whiskey keeps me loving on you baby' 88
55endif
56if insysmsg "Random: 8"
57    say 'I drink to make other people more interesting' 88
58endif
59if insysmsg "Random: 7"
60    say 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes' 88
61endif
62if insysmsg "Random: 6"
63    say 'Shaken, not stirred' 88
64endif
65if insysmsg "Random: 5"
66    say 'I am going, I am going where streams of whiskey are flowing' 88
67endif
68if insysmsg "Random: 4"
69    say 'Red solo cup, I fill you up' 88
70endif
71if insysmsg "Random: 3"
72    say 'So tonight I’ll raise my glass to us' 88
73endif
74if insysmsg "Random: 2" 
75    say 'I drink alone, with nobody else' 88
76endif
77if insysmsg "Random: 1"
78    say 'I’ve been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin' 88
79endif