Lelsie Nielson movie quote machine by mantooth by mantooth
# Lelsie Nielson movie quote machine by mantooth
# UO Outlands
# v1.0
# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
# to be continued there are so many from Airplane, Spy Hard. Police Academy
clearsysmsg
random 12
wait 500
if insysmsg "Random: 12"
say 'I am serious... and dont call me Shirley.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 11"
say 'We have clearance, Clarence.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 10"
say 'Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 9"
say 'The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 8"
say 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 7"
say 'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 6"
say 'Because of my mistake, six men didnt return from that raid.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 5"
say 'Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 4"
say 'Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 3"
say 'Mayday! Mayday!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 2"
say 'Im doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 1"
say 'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 88
endif