Created: 03/31/2023, 05:04:37 PM Updated: 04/16/2023, 12:01:49 PM View Change History
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7clearsysmsg
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9random 15
10wait 500
11
12if insysmsg "Random: 9"
13 say 'Its Not About The Size Of The Boat, But The Motion Of The Ocean.' 88
14endif
15if insysmsg "Random: 15"
16 say 'I Think My Assicle Has Fallen Asleep.' 88
17endif
18if insysmsg "Random: 14"
19 say 'Wheres That Miserable Slave Whos Responsible For My Fireplace? Its Freezing In Here. I Like It More Temperate.' 88
20endif
21if insysmsg "Random: 13"
22 say 'Nine Out Of 10 Concerns Are Completely Unfounded.' 88
23endif
24if insysmsg "Random: 12"
25 say 'Youre Just In Time To Be Too Late.' 88
26endif
27if insysmsg "Random: 11"
28 say 'Theres No Better Feeling Than Doing Backbreaking Work For Someone Else Without Pay.' 88
29endif
30if insysmsg "Random: 10"
31 say 'All we can do is follow the sun – since the sun always points south, we just have to trust it' 88
32endif
33if insysmsg "Random: 8"
34 say 'I’m not a farmer. I’m a warrior. And I will not be defeated by a potato' 88
35endif
36if insysmsg "Random: 7"
37 say 'I’m not saying I’m better than everyone else, but I do have a better sword' 88
38endif
39if insysmsg "Random: 6"
40 say 'You’re just in time for the human sacrifice' 88
41endif
42if insysmsg "Random: 5"
43 say 'I’m not a slave. I’m a thrall. There’s a difference' 88
44endif
45if insysmsg "Random: 4"
46 say 'I gave you strict orders not to come creeping around the shitting log, ørm' 88
47endif
48if insysmsg "Random: 3"
49 say 'The Sea Giveth And The Sea Taketh Away. And This Time The Sea… Tooketh… My Sword' 88
50endif
51if insysmsg "Random: 2"
52 say 'Keep your friends close and your enemies a little bit further away' 88
53endif
54if insysmsg "Random: 1"
55 say 'I have a curved spine. Makes me look fat' 88
56endif