UO Outlands Razor Scripts

Created: 03/24/2023, 10:00:35 PM Updated: 04/02/2023, 11:06:17 PM View Change History

1# Monty Python Holy Grail Quotes, Taunts or randumbness by mantooth 
2# UO Outlands
3# v1.5
4# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
5
6clearsysmsg
7
8random 15
9wait 500
10
11if insysmsg "Random: 15"
12    say 'Run away! Run away! - King Arthur' 88
13endif
14if insysmsg "Random: 14"
15    say 'You cant expect to wield supreme power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
16endif
17if insysmsg "Random: 13"
18    say 'Come back here! Ill bite your legs off! - Black Knight' 88
19endif    
20if insysmsg "Random: 12"
21    say 'We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh' 88
22endif
23if insysmsg "Random: 11"
24    say 'Tis but a scratch! - Black Knight' 88
25endif
26if insysmsg "Random: 10"
27    say 'I fart in your general direction. - French Soldier' 88
28endif
29if insysmsg "Random: 9"
30    say 'Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - French Knight' 88
31endif
32if insysmsg "Random: 8"
33    say 'Im not a witch! - Witch' 88
34endif
35if insysmsg "Random: 7"
36    say 'We are the Knights who say Ni! - Knights of Ni' 88
37endif
38if insysmsg "Random: 6"
39    say 'Im not dead yet! - Black Knight' 88
40endif
41if insysmsg "Random: 5"
42    say 'Its just a flesh wound. - Black Knight' 88
43endif
44if insysmsg "Random: 4"
45    say 'Im invinsible! - Black knight' 88
46endif
47if insysmsg "Random: 3"
48    say 'Come and see the violence inherent in the system! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
49endif
50if insysmsg "Random: 2" 
51    say 'Help! Help! Im being repressed! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
52endif
53if insysmsg "Random: 1"
54    say 'Bloody peasants! - King Arthur' 88
55endif