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Lelsie Nielson movie quote machine by mantooth by mantooth

# Lelsie Nielson movie quote machine by mantooth # UO Outlands # v1.0 # Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later. # to be continued there are so many from Airplane, Spy Hard. Police Academy clearsysmsg random 12 wait 500 if insysmsg "Random: 12" say 'I am serious... and dont call me Shirley.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 11" say 'We have clearance, Clarence.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 10" say 'Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 9" say 'The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 8" say 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 7" say 'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 6" say 'Because of my mistake, six men didnt return from that raid.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 5" say 'Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 4" say 'Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 3" say 'Mayday! Mayday!' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 2" say 'Im doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 1" say 'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 88 endif