UO Outlands Razor Scripts

Created: 04/06/2023, 10:23:35 PM Updated: 04/07/2023, 12:24:02 AM View Change History

1# Lelsie Nielson movie quote machine by mantooth 
2# UO Outlands
3# v1.0
4# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
5# to be continued there are so many from Airplane, Spy Hard. Police Academy 
6
7clearsysmsg
8
9random 12
10wait 500
11
12if insysmsg "Random: 12"
13    say 'I am serious... and dont call me Shirley.' 88
14endif
15if insysmsg "Random: 11"
16    say 'We have clearance, Clarence.' 88
17endif
18if insysmsg "Random: 10"
19    say 'Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.' 88
20endif
21if insysmsg "Random: 9"
22    say 'The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.' 88
23endif
24if insysmsg "Random: 8"
25    say 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.' 88
26endif
27if insysmsg "Random: 7"
28    say 'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?' 88
29endif
30if insysmsg "Random: 6"
31    say 'Because of my mistake, six men didnt return from that raid.' 88
32endif
33if insysmsg "Random: 5"
34    say 'Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?' 88
35endif
36if insysmsg "Random: 4"
37    say 'Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.' 88
38endif
39if insysmsg "Random: 3"
40    say 'Mayday! Mayday!' 88
41endif
42if insysmsg "Random: 2" 
43    say 'Im doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!' 88
44endif
45if insysmsg "Random: 1"
46    say 'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 88
47endif