Pooty Tang-isms by mantooth
# Pootie Tang-isms by mantooth
# UO Outlands
# v1.1
# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
clearsysmsg
random 12
wait 500
if insysmsg "Random: 12"
say 'Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right?' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 11"
say 'See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 10"
say 'Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 9"
say 'Sepatown!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 8"
say 'Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 7"
say 'Kapa-Chow' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 6"
say 'I got to say na nay no' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 5"
say 'You cant beat a ho with a belt... they like that sh*t' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 4"
say 'Baby, Im going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 3"
say 'Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my A$$!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 2"
say 'It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 1"
say 'Got that right. And he is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right?' 88
endif
