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Monty Python and the Holy Grail randumbness by mantooth

# Monty Python Holy Grail Quotes, Taunts or randumbness by mantooth # UO Outlands # v1.5 # Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later. clearsysmsg random 15 wait 500 if insysmsg "Random: 15" say 'Run away! Run away! - King Arthur' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 14" say 'You cant expect to wield supreme power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! - Dennis the Peasant' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 13" say 'Come back here! Ill bite your legs off! - Black Knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 12" say 'We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 11" say 'Tis but a scratch! - Black Knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 10" say 'I fart in your general direction. - French Soldier' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 9" say 'Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - French Knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 8" say 'Im not a witch! - Witch' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 7" say 'We are the Knights who say Ni! - Knights of Ni' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 6" say 'Im not dead yet! - Black Knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 5" say 'Its just a flesh wound. - Black Knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 4" say 'Im invinsible! - Black knight' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 3" say 'Come and see the violence inherent in the system! - Dennis the Peasant' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 2" say 'Help! Help! Im being repressed! - Dennis the Peasant' 88 endif if insysmsg "Random: 1" say 'Bloody peasants! - King Arthur' 88 endif