Whiskey Drinking Quote Machine by mantooth
# Whiskey Drinking Quote Machine by mantooth#1366
# UO Outlands
# v1.1
# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
#
# drink responsibly, know your limits.
random 23
wait 500
if insysmsg "Random: 23"
say 'My friend the captain, we call him Morgan' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 22"
say 'My friend Jack, He`s got my back' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 21"
say 'All my rowdy friends' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 20"
say 'I drink whiskey all the time, Cause whiskey makes me feel so fine' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 19"
say 'Jack Daniels if you please' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 18"
say 'Whiskey bottles and brand new cars' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 17"
say 'Drinkin with the devil is the only game I know' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 16"
say 'Whiskey in the jar and blood upon the highway' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 15"
say 'Whiskeys gone but I ain’t leavin’' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 14"
say 'O whiskey youre my darlin’ drunk or sober' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 13"
say 'Whiskey bent and hell bound' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 12"
say 'Whiskey girl, she’s everything I need' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 11"
say 'Whiskey and you, there ain’t much difference' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 10"
say 'I’m drowning in a whiskey river' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 9"
say 'Whiskey keeps me loving on you baby' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 8"
say 'I drink to make other people more interesting' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 7"
say 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 6"
say 'Shaken, not stirred' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 5"
say 'I am going, I am going where streams of whiskey are flowing' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 4"
say 'Red solo cup, I fill you up' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 3"
say 'So tonight I’ll raise my glass to us' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 2"
say 'I drink alone, with nobody else' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 1"
say 'I’ve been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin' 88
endif
