Insult a PK by ostardexpress_89588

if not varexist insultPKcounter setvar insultPKcounter 0 endif if insultPKcounter = 7 say "You swing that sword like you’re stirring porridge." wait 2000 say "Even your mount looks embarrassed!" setvar insultPKcounter 0 endif if insultPKcounter = 6 say "You fight like an angry sofa!" setvar insultPKcounter 7 endif if insultPKcounter = 5 say "Tell my story! But lie a little. Make me taller." setvar insultPKcounter 6 endif if insultPKcounter = 4 say "This is the worst thing to happen to me since lunch!" setvar insultPKcounter 5 endif if insultPKcounter = 3 say "You can’t hurt me more than I’ve hurt myself with poor template choices." setvar insultPKcounter 4 endif if insultPKcounter = 2 say "You're not hunting me - I'm just leading you on a scenic disappointment." setvar insultPKcounter 3 endif if insultPKcounter = 1 say "Sing, o blade! Of flailing fools and missed attacks." setvar insultPKcounter 2 endif if insultPKcounter = 0 say "Stab me harder, stranger." setvar insultPKcounter 1 endif