Insult a PK by ostardexpress_89588
if not varexist insultPKcounter
setvar insultPKcounter 0
endif
if insultPKcounter = 7
say "You swing that sword like you’re stirring porridge."
wait 2000
say "Even your mount looks embarrassed!"
setvar insultPKcounter 0
endif
if insultPKcounter = 6
say "You fight like an angry sofa!"
setvar insultPKcounter 7
endif
if insultPKcounter = 5
say "Tell my story! But lie a little. Make me taller."
setvar insultPKcounter 6
endif
if insultPKcounter = 4
say "This is the worst thing to happen to me since lunch!"
setvar insultPKcounter 5
endif
if insultPKcounter = 3
say "You can’t hurt me more than I’ve hurt myself with poor template choices."
setvar insultPKcounter 4
endif
if insultPKcounter = 2
say "You're not hunting me - I'm just leading you on a scenic disappointment."
setvar insultPKcounter 3
endif
if insultPKcounter = 1
say "Sing, o blade! Of flailing fools and missed attacks."
setvar insultPKcounter 2
endif
if insultPKcounter = 0
say "Stab me harder, stranger."
setvar insultPKcounter 1
endif