Monty Python and the Holy Grail randumbness by mantooth
# Monty Python Holy Grail Quotes, Taunts or randumbness by mantooth
# UO Outlands
# v1.5
# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.
clearsysmsg
random 15
wait 500
if insysmsg "Random: 15"
say 'Run away! Run away! - King Arthur' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 14"
say 'You cant expect to wield supreme power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 13"
say 'Come back here! Ill bite your legs off! - Black Knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 12"
say 'We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 11"
say 'Tis but a scratch! - Black Knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 10"
say 'I fart in your general direction. - French Soldier' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 9"
say 'Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - French Knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 8"
say 'Im not a witch! - Witch' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 7"
say 'We are the Knights who say Ni! - Knights of Ni' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 6"
say 'Im not dead yet! - Black Knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 5"
say 'Its just a flesh wound. - Black Knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 4"
say 'Im invinsible! - Black knight' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 3"
say 'Come and see the violence inherent in the system! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 2"
say 'Help! Help! Im being repressed! - Dennis the Peasant' 88
endif
if insysmsg "Random: 1"
say 'Bloody peasants! - King Arthur' 88
endif
